Play To Win!
This week has already felt long and it's half over! But some things have happened already this week that have helped to make it long.
Obviously, the first couple of days you've already read about (if not, what have you been doing, if not reading my blog?!), but then there was Pee Your Pants At Work Day, yesterday. What? You didn't know it was Pee Your Pants At Work Day yesterday and you missed out??! Oh, what a shame! You missed out on the joy of spending the day with wet pants...okay, you're right, it wasn't fun, and for the record it wasn't intentional, either.
What happened is that our cleaning lady was mopping the floor (during business hours...why anyone would think that's a good idea, I don't know -- the company is just lucky it was me, and not some law-suit-happy customer who fell on the wet floor) and I had to use the toilet. I made it into the restroom and, not realizing she has also mopped that floor (there were no signs up and the door was shut) I slipped and fell...and peed my pants. Yes, that's right, I peed my pants at work...needless to say, I was quite pissed off (no pun intended).
But my experience has taught me a few valuable lessons:
1. The toilet is not my enemy. Had I not been holding it because I hate going to the bathroom, I probably would have avoided the unintended voiding. I've never liked going to the bathroom; it seems like such a total waste of time...isn't there some other way to expel metabolic waste products?
2. If you see someone mopping the floor, don't assume (see, it happens to me, and when it does...) that just because the cleaning lady has never bothered to clean the restrooms before, she won't suddenly decide this day will be the one! Proceed with caution...
AND
3. Take a change of clothes. That way, if you're dumb enough to ignore points 1 and 2 on the list, you won't have to spend the rest of your work day in peed pants...
After my unfortunate experience (yes, yes, it's hilarious now that it's no longer happening to me) there was one bright spot...when I got home from work I found Scavenger Hunt in my mailbox! Woohoo! If you have never seen this movie then you are missing out! Along with such greats as Clue: The Movie, and Murder By Death, Scavenger Hunt is just good fun. If you have seen it, and are looking for a copy on DVD, you can find it here for a good price.
Obviously, the first couple of days you've already read about (if not, what have you been doing, if not reading my blog?!), but then there was Pee Your Pants At Work Day, yesterday. What? You didn't know it was Pee Your Pants At Work Day yesterday and you missed out??! Oh, what a shame! You missed out on the joy of spending the day with wet pants...okay, you're right, it wasn't fun, and for the record it wasn't intentional, either.
What happened is that our cleaning lady was mopping the floor (during business hours...why anyone would think that's a good idea, I don't know -- the company is just lucky it was me, and not some law-suit-happy customer who fell on the wet floor) and I had to use the toilet. I made it into the restroom and, not realizing she has also mopped that floor (there were no signs up and the door was shut) I slipped and fell...and peed my pants. Yes, that's right, I peed my pants at work...needless to say, I was quite pissed off (no pun intended).
But my experience has taught me a few valuable lessons:
1. The toilet is not my enemy. Had I not been holding it because I hate going to the bathroom, I probably would have avoided the unintended voiding. I've never liked going to the bathroom; it seems like such a total waste of time...isn't there some other way to expel metabolic waste products?
2. If you see someone mopping the floor, don't assume (see, it happens to me, and when it does...) that just because the cleaning lady has never bothered to clean the restrooms before, she won't suddenly decide this day will be the one! Proceed with caution...
AND
3. Take a change of clothes. That way, if you're dumb enough to ignore points 1 and 2 on the list, you won't have to spend the rest of your work day in peed pants...
After my unfortunate experience (yes, yes, it's hilarious now that it's no longer happening to me) there was one bright spot...when I got home from work I found Scavenger Hunt in my mailbox! Woohoo! If you have never seen this movie then you are missing out! Along with such greats as Clue: The Movie, and Murder By Death, Scavenger Hunt is just good fun. If you have seen it, and are looking for a copy on DVD, you can find it here for a good price.
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